So, I'm deployed to Iraq, and my biggest concern is that I can't get my hair into a proper bun. This is also ridiculous, because I used to be a ballerina, and hello, I'm Asian, and Asian people can always put their hair in buns. So my Momma had to do my hair. I don't know what I was planning on doing, maybe just keeping my hair in the same bun for however long I was deployed.
I also ran around asking how long women were usually deployed for, and I got the answer "Three days to ten months." THREE DAYS? I have clearly lost it. Not to mention, the note for my deployment time was written in frilly cursive and said "Be at the airport at this time! Have a nice day!" Hmm. I feel like something fishy is going on.
Anyway, obviously there is something crazy going on in my subconscious. I'm going to blame it on the fact that I was forced to drink Natty last night, and then ate eggplant lasagna at 1AM.