Meg (nutmeggy) wrote,

Last night, I had a dream that I was deployed to Iraq. This is silly, because 1) I'm not in the military and 2) no one in their right mind would ever let me in the military. But anyway...

So, I'm deployed to Iraq, and my biggest concern is that I can't get my hair into a proper bun. This is also ridiculous, because I used to be a ballerina, and hello, I'm Asian, and Asian people can always put their hair in buns. So my Momma had to do my hair. I don't know what I was planning on doing, maybe just keeping my hair in the same bun for however long I was deployed.

I also ran around asking how long women were usually deployed for, and I got the answer "Three days to ten months." THREE DAYS? I have clearly lost it. Not to mention, the note for my deployment time was written in frilly cursive and said "Be at the airport at this time! Have a nice day!" Hmm. I feel like something fishy is going on.

Anyway, obviously there is something crazy going on in my subconscious. I'm going to blame it on the fact that I was forced to drink Natty last night, and then ate eggplant lasagna at 1AM.
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